Thank you so much to everyone who voted in my PAWS awards 2014!
Voting closed on 21st February, and I’m delighted to say the results are now in.
The awards were presented in a fashionably low-key ceremony which took place at two venues: Ponyo and Angel’s Beverley Hills mansion, and my own private villa in the Cayman Islands.
I’m sure you’re excited to know who the award-winners are! Here is the official announcement….
Best Actress: Purdey, for Skyfall
Best Supporting Actress: Ponyo in The Exorcist
Best Newcomer: Angel in The Big Sleep
I would like to thank my producer, my director, the entire cast and crew, the lighting engineers and make-up artists; the gardeners, cameramen and stunt advisors; and my agent (whom I must thank, in case the supply of cheese-flavoured treats dries up).
No bumble bees were harmed in the making of Skyfall, although I should add that I did my best.
Here I am accepting my award…
And here are the photos I have been sent of the award ceremony as it happened in Beverley Hills. It appears there was an unfortunate misunderstanding and only one award was given out, which led to a bout of fisticuffs. Well, really. I had expected better!
Anyway, everything has now been smoothed out, and the proper awards have been given. Peace and fluffiness are restored. I believe that Angel has made a very vocal thank-you speech which is available on YouTube…
And look what kind little Angel has sent me as a gift! She says it’s called a balloon, and I’m to bite very hard on it…