The Hazel Tree

A very big thank you to all of you who took the trouble to vote for your favourite actor in my prestigious new PAWS awards.   Tributes such as yours play a crucial part in keeping the film industry alive, and more importantly they seem to guarantee a steady supply of duck-flavoured cat treats. I am delighted to bring you highlights from the glittering award ceremony which took place today.  Television crews, paparazzi, world-famous actors, A-list celebrities, screen directors, hysterical fans… none of these were present.  But after all, it’s only my first year, and I’ll invite some more people next time. Anyway, here are the much-anticipated results: Winner of…